Quotes

Last night the King and I called home to tell the kids to set the table, we were bringing home supper. The kids were anxiously awaiting our arrival.

Duchess: "What did you get?"

Me: "Chinese."

Duchess: (Jaw dropping to the floor) "You went to China? How far was it?"


Another one...

Duchess: "Mom, did you ever get killed when you were a little girl and you rode your bike on the road?"

Me: "No, I obeyed my parents and did not ride my bike on the road."

Duchess: "Good, cuz if you got killed, you'd have to go to the doctor and your mom would get real mad at you."