Maiden: Mom, we need a girl baby. That One (pointing to Prince Charming) pulls hair.
Mom: So you want a girl baby and a boy baby?
Maiden: No, take him to the doctor. The doctor will give us a girl baby and keep him.
Mom: But he's your brother. You love him. We don't take babies back.
Maiden: That One pulls hair. We need a girl one.
(I am getting a little worried. I don't know if I should be more concerned that she has clearly distanced herself by not calling him by his name, or that she has obviously given this an enormous amount of thought.)
Mom: No, we will keep him forever. God gave him to us. We love him and he loves us.
Later in the day when I was changing Prince Charming's diaper....he was screaming and squirming, trying to get away.
Maiden: See, I told you. That One doesn't like you. We should take him back to the doctor and get a girl one. She will like you. Girls don't pull hair.
Who wouldn't pull hair trying to escape this "grip of love"? Sorry Maiden, I don't think trading the baby in for a new model will solve your problem.
Poor Prince Charming is getting his poor cheeks pinched....no wonder he pulls her hair!
ReplyDeleteI think maybe you should give her another sister and keep the brother!
Oh, that was so cute! I see a child's book there!
ReplyDeleteJoshua walked by while I was reading your blog and asked in a worried voice,"What is she doing to him?" LOL
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha!!!
ReplyDeleteSweet!!
Blessings, Beckie :o)
priceless...that one needs to be written down for future generations!
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Kimmie
mama to 6
one homemade and 5 adopted